tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
ok but the #IstandwithJontron tag is making me laugh
Here is an unfiltered picture of a nuclear reactor I just took with my iPhone
When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity
trillaryclinton thehomiejazzShelly Frey, (pictured) a 27-year-old mother of two has been fatally shot by an off-duty sheriff’s deputy after he suspected her of shoplifting at a Houston Walmart.
I am SO goddamned tired of this shit.
damn, they won’t let up. we can’t run and we can’t surrender. what do they expect us to do? they killed this woman over what some merchandise? you let out on some garments what twisted universe do you gotta come from when a overtime punching rent-a-cop even bothers to chase and then pull a gun? smh rip because there is nothing but war on this side of the final curtain.
I cannot.. I can’t….y’all hear about this?!?!?
What the fuck
Remember all the famous white girls that were caught shopliting and not shot and killed? Remember when white tumblr went and did life hacks for shopliftin because it was “sticking it to the man” in their upper middle class world where they read one post about Marxism and liked a picture of a sweatshop in china one time
This mother was killed without a second thought its not about shopliftit its about killing black people, its genocide on our people
Can I just say that I think this is the way Mulan should appear int the parks. In the beginning of the movie they make it very clear that the dress she wears to meet the matchmaker is not comfortable nor does it represent her personality. She spends the whole of the film proving that she is not a prize to be won or just a pawn to be married off at earliest convenience. She proves her worth in this outfit. She saves China in this outfit. She falls in love in this outfit. She risks her life, makes her strongest friendships, and changes the entire country IN THIS OUTFIT. Then they have her walk around the park in the same outfit she wore in the first scene of the movie and I think it is really negative toward her character. That is not who she is.
Actually this is who Mulan is:
THIS is the outfit that Mulan is wearing when she saves China. Because Mulan is feminine and she kicks butt.
Look at how’s she’s dressed in the 2nd movie as well:
So she’s obviously happy in that kind of outfit (because, really, who’s going to comment on her not wearing a dress after she just saved their lives.) After she becomes the savior of China (while wearing a dress and at one point disarming Shan yu with a FAN) she still wears a dress (it’s probably not actually called a dress but you get the point).
The point of Mulan is that you don’t have to be fully 1 thing or the other. You can be multiple things that are worlds away from each other. Mulan is both a woman and a soldier. And the fact that she’s not wearing her soldier uniform and is, instead, wearing a dress, shouldn’t take away from that. In fact, (in my opinion) her wearing the solider uniform is probably more negative than her wearing the “Honor to Us All” dress because it sends the message that Mulan (and any other girl) can only be a powerful warrior if she’s dressed like a man, which is obviously not the case because Mulan saves China as Mulan (the woman) and not Ping (the man).
In reality, Mulan in the parks should be wearing the dress from the end of the movie (or one similar to it), but she’s wearing it for so short a time that it’s not as iconic as her other two outfits. (Similarly to Rapunzel’s long blonde hair in the parks.)
oh my god the response email converts the description to all caps and
om f g the maintenance guy just showed up like “you have a problem with your sink? and also a… fan… returning to the mothership.” and i was like ‘uh’ and then he just grinned and was like ‘yeah, i got the call and the guy on the phone just goes ‘i’ve got to read you this one.”
About to take the stage in Chicago with the Next Gen Cast & Tne Shat!!! (x)
Why does Bill look so unhappy
Bought one month after launch, our PS3 died suddenly today of massive internal failure, during an episode of Pokemon XY. Because it has survived so so long, we don’t feel empty. We were so fortunate it lasted so long. It’s statistically ridiculous. But I personally came to terms with the moment long ago, and was ready for it.
Despite appearances, our PS2 still functions. No parent should have to bury their child.
Cleaning my room be like
Disturbing Trends 2014: People tossing around “autistic” as an insult the way they used to with “retarded.”
I’ve been seeing this more and more lately, and it seems to be particularly prevalent in gaming communities. I don’t like that.
i think it’s so cute when straight people think they’ve never met a queer person. that’s adorable. you’re adorable.
I think it’s cute when people blame straight people for being born.
you’re right!! that’s exactly what i said in my post!!! reading comprehension a+ i’m so proud
what if all mermaids & sirens are lesbians who are singing to attract ladies so when they get men instead they just toss them aside & accidentally drown them in frustration??
I can confirm this is 100% true
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL