interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words
me: space, the final frontier
interviewer: oh god not again
Judi Dench is my favorite M.
Always reblog M sass.
I’m going to miss her so much
slow progress is better than no progress (so please don’t shame people for not doing as much as you think they should be doing)
In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting
I don’t even ship it and this is awesome
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
give yourself over to the wolf. let it eat the parts of you that are sick, that are damaged beyond salvage. let the wolf in and let it clean house, and let it leave again. the wolf knows which parts must be swallowed. you do not need what it takes, and where it bites you the wounds will heal. let the wolf in and let it eat you, and let it leave again.
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
sweater wolves, maybe they’re siblings?
i’d give a piece of my soul to have skye in my town :’v
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish: